Satire

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

Obama Reelected for a 3rd Term

Unemployed welfare black recipients and illegal Mexicans have voted Obama in for a 3rd term.
The percentage of female voters switched from Hillary to Carly. Trumps fans have all been
arrested on trumped up charges and Bernie is in fair condition. Cruz and Paul running as a team
finished 3rd in the election since the docket remained open for all to run.
Carly is suing Obama (breach of promise), he promised she'd be Secretary of State but that position
was filled by Susan Rice. Joe is VP again, the votes he got in the election he turned over to Obama
since he was asked to do it.
Fema Camps are beginning to fill in lou of Obama's orders to arrest all those that didn't vote for him.
His work on writing a new constitution is being handled by his long time and current buddies which are
all good Muslim socialist communist.
Obama is still deciding on the robe and crown he'll select to rule in but Valerie and Michelle have made
their selections already.

Satire: what the headlines will be on November 5, 2016

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

Political Discontent:

lack of contentment; dissatisfaction with one's circumstances.
"popular discontent with the system had been general for several years"
synonyms: dissatisfaction, disaffection, discontentment, discontentedness, disgruntlement, grievances, unhappiness, displeasure, bad feelings, resentment, envy; More
restlessness, unrest, uneasiness, unease, frustration, irritation, annoyance;

a person who is dissatisfied, typically with the prevailing social or political situation.





OK, who's this 1st guy that's collar is too tight?
Lindsley has to pee and is pointing to the restroom which is upstairs
Bobby shows the monkey in him by one arm being longer than the other
Ted as you can see is preparing to walk off the stage
Rick has no idea what's going on
Carly is positioned to shoe diligence
John got his head cut off in the photo

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

Presidents Email:


The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the Islamic people cannot stand nudity, they consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife.
All women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America.

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1:00 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.