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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2014 8:02:35 GMT -5
buhbye!!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 12, 2014 8:13:58 GMT -5
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian!"
Henry Ford
DAD'S WILL
A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last
night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw
all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of
my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car,
take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then,
disown me and never talk to me again. Don't forget to write me out of your
will and leave my share to any charity you choose."
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said,
'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed. We're going to work together
on Hillary's election campaign!'"
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