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Post by LuLu on Apr 3, 2013 1:44:11 GMT -5
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Post by LuLu on Apr 10, 2013 21:04:12 GMT -5
Och, mon, 'tis a bonnie game!
A Scottish man visiting the U.S.A. was watching a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly and watched. The first batter approached the mound, he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run run."
This happened two more times, with a single and triple run. The Scotsman was now excited and ready to get into the game. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first.The Scotsman extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, " R-R-Run ye bastard, rrrun!"
Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotsman, extremely embarresed, sat down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotsman's embarrasment, leaned over and said, " He can't run- he got four balls"
The Scottie then stood up and shouted, "Walk with pride , laddie.... walk with pride!"
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Post by LuLu on Apr 11, 2013 0:07:26 GMT -5
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Post by LuLu on Apr 17, 2013 23:29:37 GMT -5
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Post by dent on May 6, 2013 9:12:26 GMT -5
"I found out that my dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so I took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell me that, if I wanted to keep this from recurring, I should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
So, I went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told me, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
I said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
I replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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Post by LuLu on May 6, 2013 10:27:24 GMT -5
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Post by LuLu on May 7, 2013 13:27:39 GMT -5
Some Thoughts For Muslim Tolerance!
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia, Ontario, said, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, " and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant called, " Iraq o' Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be liquor store called, "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the very same tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
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