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Post by LuLu on Jan 30, 2011 3:33:37 GMT -5
~~~Chitty Chat Column~~~
Here are some more juicy tidbits for you all. Hope ya enjoy it. giggles Lisa Marie Presley is suffering from a medical crisis due to extreme weight loss -- and that the Church of Scientology is stepping in to help her. You think she is going to have the same problems her father had? I sure hope not for that child sake. I do have one other thing for you though. Its very good straight from England its self. But I will have you know that this has not been approve by Prince William or Kate Middleton. Or the royal family at all. You see it is a souvenir for the wedding. Souvenirs are being sold everywhere. All manner of predictable unofficial souvenirs such as tea towels, chinaware and postcards have been rushed out by manufacturers, with condoms now joining the ranks. In years to come, they will be a timeless memento of a magical wedding day." Presented in regal-looking purple and gold, each pack bears a picture of the couple gazing into each other's eyes, saying it contains a "triumvirate of regal prophylactics", which are "lavishly lubed" and "regally ribbed". "England boasts some of the finest lovemaking in the world, with a tradition of coitus going back generations," lovers are told. "Combining the strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure." They say Prince William has a sense of humor, but not like this. Buckingham Palace declined to comment. Now that was good wouldn't you say? I just loved that one myself. Oh and they say sales are doing well. giggles Now if I could just find me a good enough man to one of those souvenirs for. Nice Chitty Chatty Ya!!uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110129/tuk-souvenir-condoms-rolled-out-for-uk-r-a7ad41d.html
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Post by LuLu on Jan 30, 2011 17:41:21 GMT -5
I have some special tidbits for you this evening.. Thought you might like it for you Sunday evening just a little bit of juicy gossip about Prince William of course.
Seems he has made up his mind to have his and Kate's wedding his way and not any one else's way. Not his grand mothers way. Its there wedding and they are going to have it their way. Good for Prince William!!!
William has given an open invitation to ordinary folks, children, volunteers and the homeless to fill the pews of Westminster Abbey on his wedding day. He wants to look on familiar faces when he stands with his bride, Kate, by his side.
The April 29 wedding date has been declared a holiday for the entire United Kingdom, as it will be considered an occasion for national celebration. William wants the wedding to be done on a grand scale with street parties around London on the big day. There will also be a concert by Britain's top pop stars, and a bank holiday the weekend after Easter. For many this could mean a break stretching to 11 days if they take time off between the successive four-day holiday weekends of Easter and May Day.
William continues to take control in making wedding plans that celebrate their love, not an occasion for pomp and circumstance. Yes, there may be soaring anthems heard by heads of state in the Westminster Abbey, and a gilded carriage ride before joyously exuberant crowds. But his concerns are for the Middletons; he does not want them to feel besieged by the occasion, but rather experience a sense of enjoyment in the couple's wedding day.
William exemplifies the determined will of a future king. By making a point of doing things his way now, he sets precedence for his expectations as king. There may be clashing of 'Wills" now, but he is to be admired for taking charge in decisions.
William will make a fine king and he is showing that now in his decisions he is making today on his own. It is said that his father is often seen wringing his hands in indecision. This is not the case with William. When he decides on a particular path, he does it.
William is showing he will make a fine King now by the way he is taking charge of his own life now day. Letting no one stand in his way! Wouldn't his mother Diana be so proud of him now day! She raise him to be a good King! One day to be King William!!
Nice Chitty Chatty Ya!!
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Post by LuLu on Feb 6, 2011 0:01:43 GMT -5
I have some more juicy tidbits on the Royal Family! Would you just look at this now. Thank the good Lord they take after their dear mother. I best not say any more on that subject. Well you know just what I mean.. Now don't ya? cough cough Photo of the Royal Brothers Unveiled 2006Now aren't they just gorgeous.. I mean just as cute as apple pie I would say.. Just two darlings boys.. Well really young men now.. gigglesPrince William and Kate Middleton may have decided on a traditional British wedding but nearly a fifth of their compatriots prefer to get married abroad, according to new research. They say its cheaper over here to get married than there. I never would have thought that one. Of course I am thinking of just Indiana I guess. Then there is the weather, cause they say all it does over there is rain all the time. Oh boy wouldn't you just love to see some of that stuff about now. You know instead of this ugly snow we have.. Oh and this ice.. Oh and even Georgie is getting involve in that white stuff I hear.. Oh and they want a honey moon abroad.. Can you imagine a honey when you can go anywhere. Omg why here? Well I guess if you haven't been here before and it is different all right.. Why not kids, come on over here... You can go fishing with us.. Hillbilly will take you I am sure of that!! Well I guess that's all I have for today. Sure am glad to be back with ya! Nice Chitty Chatting Ya!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 6, 2011 10:39:13 GMT -5
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Post by LuLu on Feb 7, 2011 7:58:56 GMT -5
I hate to tell you this Hillbilly but her mama and daddy done gave her a fur coat that will last a life time.. She don't need one he can give her, well maybe except you know! A brand new little furry one that will snuggle up with her and her mama with slap the $hit out of him if he touches that little cub and she don want him ta.. Oh wouldn't that just be lovely!! Now don't you go gettin know ideas ole man!! Nice Chitty Chatting Ya!!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 7, 2011 8:11:16 GMT -5
Very good, 'i' liked 'U'r responce; tusha her mama and daddy done gave her a fur coat that will last a life time 'U' reck'n @ the time they knew what they were do'n?
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 7, 2011 8:18:57 GMT -5
wouldn't that just be love rly!! Now don't you go gettin know ideas ole man!! Nice Chitty Chatting Ya!! [glow=red,2,300]WOULDN'T IT BE LOVERLY?[/glow]From "My Fair Lady" (Alan Jay Lerner / Frederick Loewe) It's rather dull in town, I think I'll take me to Paree. Mmmmmm. The mistress wants to open up The castle in Capri. Me doctor recommends a quiet summer by the sea! Mmmm, Mmmm, wouldn't it be loverly? Eliza All I want is a room somewhere, Far away from the cold night air. With one enormous chair, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? Lots of choc'lates for me to eat, Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat. Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still. I would never budge 'till spring Crept over me windowsill. Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee, Warm an' tender as 'e can be. 'ho takes good care of me, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly 'i' could sing it "2" 'U'a! want 'me' "2"?
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Post by LuLu on Feb 11, 2011 23:12:33 GMT -5
Here are some more juicy tidbits for you all. Hope ya enjoy it. giggles
Why did ya hear about poor Elizabeth Taylor? Well she is in the hospital again with congestive heart failure this time.. Poor darlin! And at her age to you know. Well she is 78 you all! Yes I was surprised myself to ya know. They put her in Cedars-Sinai Medical center earlier this week.
Giggles Now would you get this one would you!! lol
They said: Ticker Surgery Went Perfectly Well!
Oh and the family ask the her fans stay away right now. Like you or I would be running over there to see her. You reckon they took all her make up away and maybe her teeth.. Could be a few hair pieces to ya know. Might be a girdle or some here and there.. giggles
Now for one more bit of juicy tidbit for you!! Did you all hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger? Well I guess after seven years in the California governor's mansion, Arnold Schwarzenegger is returning to his old day time job.. I guess California is broke now so he needs to get real job now. He is wanting to go back to show biz..
There is no money left in California's political promises, so why not. After all he did say "I will return!" Now didn't he? lol
Nice Chitty Chatting Ya!
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Post by LuLu on Feb 13, 2011 23:47:00 GMT -5
Here are some more tidbits for all of you. Hope you enjoy them.. Does any one know if Liz Taylor is getting younger? I thought she was my mothers age. Mama died in her 70ty. That was back in 2002.. Oh well maybe I just can't count any more. I guess a woman does have a right to tell a little fib about her age now don't she girls? giggles
Any way they say she is doing well now after having heart trouble.. I just wonder if maybe she is having a little bit of touch up here and there now. That might be why she is in the hospital.. Ya think? Sound about right to me..
Hey did you hear about the dress that Kate Middleton wore for her engagement pictures? You can buy one now if you want. I guess they think if you buy on that a good looking prince will come along and sweep you off your feet and marry you.. You have to buy the dress first to see. Run right out there girls.. I am sure they have one in your size.. If not they will make it fit. giggles
Oh yes and another thing to is they have a comic book coming out.. It called Kate and Wills Love Story! Not sure when it coming out. But they are having one.. I mean they have coins, dishes, condoms, dresses, rings, and everything else. So now they have a comic book now. It will be out in April, just before the wedding in April.
Nice Chitty Chatting Ya!!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 14, 2011 16:20:34 GMT -5
Always Thinking!
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Post by LuLu on Feb 15, 2011 0:34:21 GMT -5
Well here some more juicy tidbits for you then Terry!! Jusst why don't you just stick it up your ass and leave me alone then! Good Bye!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 15, 2011 6:29:49 GMT -5
Well here some more juicy tidbits for you then Terry!! Just why don't you just stick it up your ass and leave me alone then! Good Bye! What brought that on? Maybe 'i' should explain the statement. If your not sure about something, go ahead and make the decision anyway if it feels good go with it, if not decide the other way. Works for 'me'!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 16, 2011 16:10:45 GMT -5
yes, I sure remember LuLu... olegoat said. Once she's 'in' she just sticks toya! but it does get sticky sometimes! then she pulls a no-show! YEA! 'U' guys know! 'i'm ready to Go! See below!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 18, 2011 10:10:32 GMT -5
americaspeaksout.proboards.com/index.cgi ( ASO ) To 'me' it's; Lu Lus' forum but-- should 'i' be thinking about renaming it ? O! LuLu where are 'U'? "we" all miss 'U'r charm & beauty & all 'U'r silly "giggles" isn't it about time 'U' were due to again preform 'U'r duty & for 'us' to here more 'U'r jingles?
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Feb 19, 2011 7:45:37 GMT -5
Chitty! Chitty! bang... bang... Chitty Chat _-chew the fat: talk socially without exchanging too much information, shooting the breeze Chitchat - light, familiar, informal talk; chat; small talk; gossip.
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