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[LuLu]

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Did you hear about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries they were married for 72 days.
Well they received about $100,000 worth of wedding gifts back in August, called it quits after just 72 days, with Kardashian filing for divorce Oct. 31.
Kardashian wrote all of her wedding guests a thank-you note. As the letter reads "I would like to thank you for your generous and thoughtful wedding gift. It has taken me some time to pull everything together but I wanted to let you know that the money for every gift received by me at my wedding has been donated to the Dream Foundation."
Well really she kept the gifts but wrote a check double the price of what they were for. Now really don't she did it for a nice big fat tax write off. giggles We she may fool some of the people some of the time. But she sure can't fool us can she?

Now for an important event! Well it seem that our very own Old Man [Hoosier Hillbilly] has left the area!! He thinks he deserves vacation. Well my Lord!! Who does he think he is leavin me all bye myself!! So I have one thing to say to him!
TOOTLES!

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[LuLu]

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Did ya hear about Whitney Houston? Well she left everything to her 19-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Well who else would she leave it to. Ya know you always try to leave something for your children. Just hope none of the friends and family don't come out of the woodwork and rob her.

Houston's money will be put in a trust. Bobbi Kristina will get part of it upon turning 21, more of the money at age 25 and the balance at age 30.

Houston's trustees are permitted to give her money from the trust for various purposes, including tuition, to buy a home and to start a business.

The will was signed on February 3 1993, about a month before Houston gave birth to her daughter. Ain't that sweet she even knew it was a girl way back then..

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[LuLu]

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You know today I heard about Dick Van Dyke. Well he got married at 86! He must have been a lonely man! giggles
Oh yes I should tell you who she is! She was Arlene Silvers.
Van Dyke and 40-year-old makeup artist Arlene Silver were married last week in a small Leap Day ceremony at a Malibu chapel near Van Dyke's home.

Members of Silver's family and some of the star's close friends were on hand for the small service.

They say he never looked happier! Well hell if you were that old and knew you were going to jump in the sack at that age with a woman over half your age, would he be happy...

Bet he has a smile on his face! Ain't life grand at 86! giggles

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[LuLu]

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We have another celebity engagement to announce.. French actor Olivier Martinez has confirmed that he and Oscar winner Halle Berry are engaged to be married.

The emerald ring is Gurhan-designed, it's the creation of jeweller Robert Mazlo from the actor's native Paris, he said. The Mazlo jewellers have been designing jewellery for "kings and queens for many centuries," Martinez told the paper.

She has been wearing the ring since January. Halle Berry is 45 and Olivier Martinez is 46. It will be her 3rd marriage and his first.


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[LuLu]

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Hey guys I can't believe this.. You can tell me what you think. But now i am going to tell you what happen. Oh I started to post this earlier but I decided to wait. So here it is!

Lindsay Lohan said Wednesday that allegations that her car grazed a man's knee outside a Hollywood nightclub are "a complete lie."

According to police, Lohan's black Porsche was surrounded by paparazzi outside the club at about 12:30 a.m. Wednesday. The man told officers her sports car grazed his knee outside the club.

Lohan drove off and a police report wasn't taken because the man, an employee of the Hookah Lounge near the club, wasn't hurt, Los Angeles police Sgt. Mark Ro said.

The 25-year-old starlet was trying to make a U-turn outside the Wilcox Avenue club.

"Space was tight," the sergeant said, adding that Lohan may have nudged the lounge employee's parked car, believed to be a Corvette, but it wasn't damaged.

"He came out and said, 'Don't hit my car,'" Ro said. "She was making a multipoint U-turn and photographers were in her way."

The sergeant said he didn't know who called police, but Lohan was gone when officers arrived.

"We did not take a report for hit-and-run," Ro said. "We didn't go looking for her."

Ok now here is what I thought about this situation.. Poor Little Lindsay Lohan!! She scared all the time, those awful photographer just chase her all the time. Aw heck don't ya think she should run everybody down that gets in her way. Well you see she thinks she can run over people in her way. Even if they are her fans.. They just want to get a picture of her to help her career.

Hey maybe some day the just might get a picture of her taking a necklace with out permission. Damm!!! I call that shop lifting.

Well who does she think she is any way? Is she above the law or something. Who made her God any way!! Where I come from you don't do that.. Even a u turn isn't allowed. Of course they should have filed a report. Teach her a lesson AGAIN.

God for give her, but she just might mow some one over one day. Of course will we always hear - "It's a lie!! It's a lie!!" Some day she may cry Wolf! Then who will believe her.

You think she is above the law and us to? I just get so tired of hearing about poor little Lindsay Lohan!!


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[LuLu]

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Hey y'all have you seen the new picture of Bella of Breaking Dawn 2.. She is white as a sheet now.


Taken from a feature on the special DVD handed out last month during a Twilight Saga-related event at Target, we've now gotten our first glimpse at Bella Swan as a vampire.


The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 hits theaters on November 16, 2012.


Bella tells her husband in the clip from which this shot is taken. "Physically I feel like I could demolish a tank. Mentally I feel just drained."

Now ain't that something nice a vampire wife would tell her husband.. Geez I didn't even know vampires got married till I started watching these movies with my grand daughter..

Well I guess she ain't no werewolf at least... giggles





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[LuLu]

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Here is a good scoop for y'all! giggles

George Clooney, his father, Nick Clooney, and others were arrested after being warned three times not to cross a police line outside the embassy. Those taken into custody included NAACP President Ben Jealous, Martin Luther King III, and actor and comedian Dick Gregory.

Several members of Congress also were arrested, including Massachusetts Reps. James McGovern and John Olver, Texas Rep. Al Green and Rep. Jim Moran of Virginia. They were handcuffed and placed into a U.S. Secret Service van.

Clooney told The Associated Press before he was arrested that he can only hope to draw attention to the crisis in Sudan but that he doesn't know if any progress has been made. He said he was impressed, though, with Obama's engagement on the issue.

"It's amazing to sit down with a world leader who knows all of the intricacies of what's going on in Sudan," he said.

The actor said he asked Obama to involve China more in pushing for a solution in Sudan. He said international leaders need to "follow the money" flowing to Sudan's leaders to expose corruption.

Wonder how long they will hold him now? Of course they could keep him if i was in a cell with him. But no doubt they gay them all a nice room and slapped their hands and said, "NO NO!"



Now then for some nicer things I have to tell you.. Rare Marilyn Monroe photos are going to be auction off. These are pictures that have never been seen before.

Celebrity auctioneer Darren Julien says more than 100 images of Monroe will be sold the highest bidders later this month.

The photos come from the estate of Allan "Whitey" Snyder, Monroe's personal makeup artist for 15 years.


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[LuLu]

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Nothin much happenin except theres no sight of the Old Man and his Lovely Wife!!

Hey Old Man you and your wife get yourself home.. Your birthdays are over now. It's time to get back here and get to work!

Aw heck Hillbilly we do miss ya!

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[LuLu]

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You know that the comedian Galagher had a heart attack March 14 before a performance at a suburban Dallas bar. He came out of a medically induced coma this week and was released from a hospital Wednesday.

Well he is done performing live onstage and is retiring after 32 years. His retirement plans include posting his writings online and possibly appearing at private parties.

Oh i forgot to tell ya his full name is Leo Anthony Gallagher. You know I never thought about that, but that the first time I heard his real name.

Now to get down to our personal things.


YOU SEEN HIM?
HE'S WANTED

This is aka Old Man or sometimes he goes by the name of Hoosier Hillbilly. He is wanted by America Speaks Out. Wanted dead or alive..
If he is alive he better wished he was dead!!
There's a really nice reward if you find him!
One pretty hankie
One sloppy wet kiss
giggles
Hunt for him cause we know he is old and might just be lost. Not for sure he has if he has his medicine.. I think he kidnapped this beautiful lady. His wife! He is just a silly old fart that's gone crazy!

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[LuLu]

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Hello all my good friends. We can do some more Chitty Chattin now.


I guess you heard about Dick Clark dieing at the age of 82. We will miss him and his friendly smile.




He had a Flintstone house. Yes this is it! He put it up for 3.5 million dollars. I guess he just got tire of living in it. It wasn't money he needed, because he was very wealthy.

One-bedroom, two-bathroom home that rests atop a 22-acre plateau.

There are vaulted ceilings, inviting seating areas, a living room and dining room, a wine cellar and a wood-burning fireplace. One bedroom and two baths.

While we're here I want you all to know that we aren't looking for that OLE MAN. He's home and happy now. (Probably cleaning up the mess that all those storm blew up at his house..)
You should be ashame Ole Man.. We were worried about ya.. Oh know you were just havin fun.

Oops! I guess I should take the reward off your head. You know you were wanted dead or alive. Ya! So there! Heck we did miss you though.

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[LuLu]

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Hey Chitty Chat friends! We are back again with lots to say. So sit back and we will start Chitty Chattin again..

Well did you hear about the sixteen men and women they have pleaded not guilty in beard- and hair-cutting attacks against fellow Amish in Ohio. The defendants and their attorneys overflowed defense tables and the jury box as they entered the pleas in Cleveland federal court to an updated indictment.

Seem the suspects tried to hide or destroy evidence, including a disposable camera, shears and a bag of hair from the victims. You see the Amish are very hush hush in there ways.

It seems it is considered deeply offensive in Amish culture. The Amish believe the Bible instructs women to let their hair grow long and men to grow beards and stop shaving once they marry.

Well if you ask me, they are guilty as charged. Of course its not the church's place to make their own laws unless the person say yes to it. They need to accept the fact that they live in the USA..


Hey now check this lady out would you! Do you know this lady might be?


This is Ann Romney!! You know she is Mitt Romney's wife. I should say the next First Lady of the United States of America.

Well I guess that's all for today now. Have A Nice Day and come back soon so we can Chitty Chatt again..


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[Hoosier Hillbilly]

"The
> world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are
>
> evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -
> Albert Einstein

[LuLu]

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Lindsay Lohan In Another Nightclub Fight?
After the actress was in a minor fender bender she got into a verbal argument with a woman who threw a drink at her! Plus, Michael Lohan was there too! giggles You think this is a re-run again!

Britney Spears is days away from signing her contract to become a judge on X Factor
Spears will be getting $15 million payday for being an X Factor judge.
Wow! Somebody tell me how to do this. I can judge anything.


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[Hoosier Hillbilly]

[LuLu]

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Here's to all the Chitty Chattin people who love to hear my gossip. I have got a few thing to tell you. So lets get to Chitty Chattin!!


Did ya hear about Neil Diamond getting married to his manager Katie McNeil. They got married in from of family and close friends in Los Angeles.

Now Neil is 71 and Katie is 42!! Wow!! Katie go easy on him now.. Its the 3rd marriage for Neil and the 1rst for Katie..

Well we wish you both a Chitty Chat good life..



Well praise the Lord and say amen!! Robin Gibbs of the Bee Gees was in a come and came out of it.. He is able to speak to his wife and family after waking from a coma.

He is 62 years old and it remains uncertain as he receives more treatment for advanced bowel cancer, pneumonia and liver failure.

We are sending all our luck to ya Robin. Giving you a warm Chitty Chattin recovery..

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