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Post by LuLu on Jun 9, 2011 14:09:41 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!
Symbol__________Last__________Change
Dow Jones___________12159.70_______110.76
general electric__________35.65_________0.11
gold___________________80.21_________3.17
caterpillar______________15.1512______-0.1088
Check it out!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 10, 2011 6:47:28 GMT -5
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 10, 2011 6:59:02 GMT -5
Gold 1,541.20 : as of close Thursday
on Jun 3, 2011
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Gold 1,542.40
Wht'd 'U' say Lu Lu?
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Post by LuLu on Jun 10, 2011 11:57:14 GMT -5
DON'T PANIC!!
What comes up! Must come down! You'll see Hillbilly! Come on just give it a chance. After all, it did go way up yesterday before taking the dive... It might go down and the make it way right becke up again..
Bet you it does.. You just wait and see if I ain't right again.. You silly old man!! giggles
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Post by LuLu on Jun 10, 2011 12:01:47 GMT -5
Symbol__________Last_______________Change
Dow Jones__________11985.40__________-138.96
generalelectric__________34.82____________-0.71
gold__________________78.50____________-1.58
caterpillar_____________15.17_____________0.04
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 10, 2011 18:53:21 GMT -5
Stocks retreated broadly on Friday, with the Dow ending below 12,000 for the first time in three months and the Nasdaq erasing all of its gains for the year. Double-dip recession, 'i' can smell it coming "&" it doesn't smell good @ all. It's been rotting for over a year now and the smell is rank! 'i' guess we never thought we'd have another revolution but it's just around the corner. Maybe 'we' won't have the federal government on "OUR" side, but "WE" got the states - more than less! "WE" can't handle a situation like that, unlike other supposedly uncivilized countries, the population will panic and all hell will break loose. This nation hasn't got the guts (( the people )) to pull off a real honest revolution. I say this because if WE" did we'd have already done something about our countries situation. We're all a bunch of pansies with only "OUR' best [glow=red,2,300][[ SELF ]] [/glow]interest in mind!!!  |
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Post by LuLu on Jun 11, 2011 14:02:39 GMT -5
Hey Hillbilly! I think you are havin a Panic attack!! If it stinks there, just go inside the bathroom and take long deep breath nice and easy... Especially after you have dropped you drawers and let a big one! We don't want you to blow a hole out of your pants!! Jo Anne wouldn't like that at all ya know cause she just bought them for you birthday..  So get a gripe! I send my crazy cousin up to see you. The two of you can start a revolution together.. He has the man power and the tanks and you two can set up plans for it.. I really think you should wait cause we can handle this. Remember Custer! |
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 12, 2011 7:34:16 GMT -5
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.
My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his!
Whats the difference between a Vail ski rentals instructor and an investor? The ski instructor was always broke.
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!
It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
I'm thinking of leaving my husband, complained the broker's wife. "All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be."
Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
Broker: A man on the right end of a telephone.
From Lieberman's collection.
Today's Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market...
From Clyde's collection
Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before
There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
[glow=red,2,300]"That's 'ME!"[/glow]3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
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Post by LuLu on Jun 12, 2011 13:16:24 GMT -5
(pattin Hillbilly on the back) Don't worry Hillbilly it will pass. Just don't get so upset.. What goes down will come down again. I always happens like that. You should see you doctor about those panic attacks.. I did and it sure help me allot. Why every one thought I was crazy. Can you believe that! For pete sake I think they were the crazy ones.
Life is to short to worry about things like that. Hey its just that green stuff and they could eventually get rid of it and go to the card. see they could just burn it and there wouldn't be a difference at all.
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 12, 2011 18:59:21 GMT -5
zanix is not my thing! Thank you...
'i'll stick to Mist & diet coke!
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 14, 2011 6:28:05 GMT -5
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\\\ The expresion on his face "SAYS IT ALL!" ///[/shadow] |
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 15, 2011 19:52:53 GMT -5
\\\ ONCE UPON A TIME!/// The ( stock market ) was an indication of how well the "US" was doing, now we're one of the last players in the market. [ Then ] the world depended on "US", now "WE" depend on the rest of the world what the market will be.
"See the difference?"
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Post by Hoosier Hillbilly on Jun 19, 2011 14:32:49 GMT -5
"TIS THE TRUTH~"
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
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Post by LuLu on Jun 20, 2011 13:23:41 GMT -5
Symbol__________Last__________Change
Dow Jones__________12060.93________56.57
general electric__________34.62________0.38
gold__________________75.169________0.039
caterpillar______________15.59_________0.09
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Post by LuLu on Jun 20, 2011 13:32:44 GMT -5
BIG TIP FOR INVESTORS
Don't ever, I mean ever invest money you can't afford to loose in the stock market.
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So get a gripe!